2003 Season
Standings
| Rank | Franchise | W | L | T | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
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7 | 6 | 0 | 705.0 | 717.0 |
| 2 |
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8 | 4 | 1 | 639.0 | 510.0 |
| 3 |
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10 | 3 | 0 | 784.0 | 559.0 |
| 4 | Moneychangers | 9 | 4 | 0 | 715.0 | 614.0 |
| 5 | Schleprocks | 8 | 5 | 0 | 593.0 | 577.0 |
| 6 |
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7 | 6 | 0 | 593.0 | 569.0 |
| 7 |
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6 | 6 | 1 | 555.0 | 597.0 |
| 8 |
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6 | 7 | 0 | 680.0 | 619.0 |
| 9 | Grinning Idiots | 6 | 7 | 0 | 559.0 | 618.0 |
| 10 | G-Men | 5 | 7 | 1 | 584.0 | 624.0 |
| 11 | Mittelfingers | 5 | 8 | 0 | 637.0 | 639.0 |
| 12 |
|
5 | 8 | 0 | 471.0 | 592.0 |
| 13 |
|
4 | 8 | 1 | 508.0 | 771.0 |
| 14 | Missing Links | 3 | 10 | 0 | 594.0 | 611.0 |
Pre-2015 finishing positions reflect regular-season order, not playoff results.
Postseason
| Week | Game | Team | Score | Opponent |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14 | Playoffs | Moneychangers | 78.0-67.0 | Prairie Street Pub |
| 14 | Playoffs | Fightin' Yuppies | 79.0-46.0 | Robin's Nest |
| 14 | Playoffs | Pacific Beach Jellyfish | 40.0-28.0 | Schleprocks |
| 14 | Consolation | G-Men | 56.0-35.0 | Grinning Idiots |
| 14 | Toilet Bowl Playoff | Mittelfingers | 52.0-47.0 | Missing Links |
| 14 | Toilet Bowl Playoff | Dogs O'War | 56.0-53.0 | Electric Foolin' Machines |
| 15 | Playoffs | Pacific Beach Jellyfish | 47.0-46.0 | Seattle Shooters |
| 15 | Playoffs | Fightin' Yuppies | 66.0-56.0 | Moneychangers |
| 15 | Consolation Final (tie) | G-Men | 65.0-65.0 | The Snake Pit |
| 15 | Toilet Bowl | Electric Foolin' Machines | 60.0-26.0 | Missing Links |
| 16 | Championship Final | Pacific Beach Jellyfish | 49.0-33.0 | Fightin' Yuppies |
Draft
Supplemental 1
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S.Davis (Stephen Davis) |
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K.Robinson (Koren Robinson) |
| Grinning Idiots | Holt |
| Moneychangers | Burress |
| G-Men | E.George (Eddie George) |
| Schleprocks | Toomer |
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C.Martin (Curtis Martin) |
| Missing Links | Favre |
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W.Green (William Green) |
| Mittelfingers | Dunn |
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Garcia |
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K.Warner (Kurt Warner) |
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Pennington |
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|
Gannon |
Supplemental 2
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Driver |
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Mack |
| Grinning Idiots | O.Smith (Onterrio Smith) |
| Moneychangers | Boston |
| G-Men | D.Staley (Duce Staley) |
| Schleprocks | J.Stewart (James Stewart) |
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Hambrick |
| Missing Links | Coles |
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Duckett |
| Mittelfingers | Gardner |
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Porter |
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Horn |
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Bruce |
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Ward |
Round 1
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Bledsoe |
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Zereoue |
| Grinning Idiots | Candidate |
| Moneychangers | Hasselbeck |
| G-Men | A.Smith |
| Schleprocks | RodSmith |
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Q.Morgan (Quincy Morgan) |
| Missing Links | Alstott |
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Buckhalter |
| Mittelfingers | Rice |
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Mason |
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TroyBrown |
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KeyJohnson |
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T.Green (Trent Green) |
Round 2
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D.Jackson (Darrell Jackson) |
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Plummer |
| Grinning Idiots | LarryJohnson |
| Moneychangers | A.Thomas (Anthony Thomas) |
| G-Men | Bettis |
| Schleprocks | C.Rogers (Charles Rogers) |
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Streets |
| Missing Links | E.Smith (Emmitt Smith) |
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Lelie |
| Mittelfingers | Pinkston |
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Conway |
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T.Taylor (Travis Taylor) |
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Heap |
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Hearst |
Round 3
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Maddox |
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O.Gary (Olandis Gary) |
| Grinning Idiots | F.Mitchell (Freddie Mitchell) |
| Moneychangers | K.Collins (Kerry Collins) |
| G-Men | M.Williams (Moe Williams) |
| Schleprocks | Bradford |
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Toefield |
| Missing Links | Shockey |
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D.Foster (DeShaun Foster) |
| Mittelfingers | D.Bates (D'Wayne Bates) |
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S.Moss (Santana Moss) |
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PIT |
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Chrebet |
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M.Morris (Maurice Morris) |
Round 4
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L.Gordon (Lamar Gordon) |
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Shipp |
| Grinning Idiots | Galloway |
| Moneychangers | Fargas |
| G-Men | Gonzalez |
| Schleprocks | Pittman |
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Ferguson |
| Missing Links | J.Smith (Jimmy Smith) |
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|
Wayne |
| Mittelfingers | K.Holcomb (Kelly Holcomb) |
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A.Peterson (Adrian Peterson) |
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BradJohnson |
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L.Smith |
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BAL |
Round 5
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Mare |
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M.Bennett (Michael Bennett) |
| Grinning Idiots | Vinatieri |
| Moneychangers | Vanderjagt |
| G-Men | T.Glenn (Terry Glenn) |
| Schleprocks | K.Faulk (Kevin Faulk) |
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ATL |
| Missing Links | Finneran |
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Longwell |
| Mittelfingers | NE |
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Janikowski |
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GB |
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Elam |
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Longwell |
Round 6
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NYG |
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WAS |
| Grinning Idiots | PHI |
| Moneychangers | MIA |
| G-Men | M.Andersen (Morten Andersen) |
| Schleprocks | Hollis |
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J.Wilkins (Jeff Wilkins) |
| Missing Links | Akers |
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CAR |
| Mittelfingers | Betts |
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OAK |
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M.Gramatica (Martin Gramatica) |
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TB |
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TEN |
Round 7
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JoshReed |
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Ramsey |
| Grinning Idiots | Chambers |
| Moneychangers | Barlow |
| G-Men | Brees |
| Schleprocks | Carr |
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Mungro |
| Missing Links | Boerigter |
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ChadJohnson |
| Mittelfingers | Bulger |
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A.Bryant (Antonio Bryant) |
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L.Jordan (LaMont Jordan) |
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Harrington |
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D.Stallworth (Donte' Stallworth) |
Round 8
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Hilliard |
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Lindell |
| Grinning Idiots | K.Stewart (Kordell Stewart) |
| Moneychangers | J.Walker (Javon Walker) |
| G-Men | NO |
| Schleprocks | Edinger |
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Fiedler |
| Missing Links | DEN |
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KevJohnson |
| Mittelfingers | Carney |
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T.Jones |
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McGahee |
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McCaffrey |
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J.Morton (Johnnie Morton) |
Round 9
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Pollard |
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Kitna |
| Grinning Idiots | Leftwich |
| Moneychangers | D.Chapman (Doug Chapman) |
| G-Men | Muhammad |
| Schleprocks | M.Robinson (Marcus Robinson) |
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D.Thompson (Derrius Thompson) |
| Missing Links | AndreJohnson |
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Randle El |
| Mittelfingers | Thrash |
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Blake |
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Davenport |
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Dayne |
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Boller |
Round 10
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J.Chatman (Jesse Chatman) |
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C.Palmer (Carson Palmer) |
| Grinning Idiots | Branch |
| Moneychangers | IND |
| G-Men | Warrick |
| Schleprocks | Franks |
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Wheatley |
| Missing Links | TimBrown |
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DougJohnson |
| Mittelfingers | BryantJohnston |
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Levens |
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MusaSmith |
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McCardell |
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J.White (Jamel White) |
Round 11
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STL |
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K.Watson (Kenny Watson) |
| Grinning Idiots | Murrell |
| Moneychangers | JeffReed |
| G-Men | Stokes |
| Schleprocks | DAL |
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MikeAnderson |
| Missing Links | P.Dawson (Phil Dawson) |
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Griese |
| Mittelfingers | NYJ |
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Crockett |
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D.Bennett (Drew Bennett) |
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SF |
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R.Holcombe (Robert Holcombe) |
Round 12
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Grossman |
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CHI |
| Grinning Idiots | Stecker |
| Moneychangers | Hollings |
| G-Men | L.Suggs (Lee Suggs) |
| Schleprocks | Caldwell |
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McMichael |
| Missing Links | McAddley |
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SD |
| Mittelfingers | NateBurleson |
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|
Schroeder |
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|
Jurevicius |
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Stover |
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|
Blaylock |
Honors
| Champion | Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
| Overall | Seattle Shooters |
| Supporters' Shield | Seattle Shooters |
| Points Winner | Seattle Shooters |