2025 Champion
Beat Grinning Idiots 95.99-50.60 in the Championship Final
This Season
2026, through Week 5
| Rank | Franchise | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Dogs O'War |
5-0 | 574.08 |
| 2 |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
5-0 | 534.74 |
| 3 |
Prairie Street Pub |
3-2 | 500.17 |
| 4 |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
3-2 | 426.50 |
| 5 |
Seattle Shooters |
3-2 | 406.09 |
| 6 |
Robin's Nest |
2-3 | 479.32 |
| 7 | Grinning Idiots | 2-3 | 407.73 |
| 8 |
The Snake Pit |
2-3 | 376.32 |
| 9 |
Time for Broccoli |
2-3 | 368.77 |
| 10 |
Fightin' Yuppies |
1-4 | 453.72 |
| 11 | Mittelfingers | 1-4 | 421.06 |
| 12 |
CatHeads |
1-4 | 383.82 |
Week 5 high: Pacific Beach Jellyfish, 130.92
Week 5 low: Time for Broccoli, 67.17
The League, By The Numbers
33
Seasons
3,032
Games Played
22
Franchises, All-Time
12
Distinct Champions
33
Toilet Bowls Flushed
The full all-time records table lives with the franchises.
From The Record Book
Closest Game Ever
0.02
Robin's Nest over Electric Foolin' Machines, 2017
Biggest Blowout
94.00
Seattle Shooters over Missing Links, 2007
Top Single-Game Performance
47.77
Alvin Kamara, Pacific Beach Jellyfish, 2020
Rivalry Of The Day
The Champions Ribbon
2025 Toilet Bowl
CatHeads
CatHeads takes the plunge.
From The Photo Wall
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Longest active keeper streak: Electric Foolin' Machines has retained a player every year since 1995 (32 years running).