Legends
Top Single-Game Performances
| Points | Player | Pos | Franchise | Year | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 47.77 | Alvin Kamara | RB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2020 (postseason) | 16 |
| 45.36 | Josh Allen | QB | Mittelfingers | 2024 | 14 |
| 44.57 | Jonathan Taylor | RB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2021 | 11 |
| 44.44 | Joe Mixon | RB |
Robin's Nest |
2022 | 9 |
| 42.00 | Jamaal Charles | RB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2013 (postseason) | 15 |
| 40.71 | Tyreek Hill | WR | Schleprocks | 2020 | 12 |
| 40.58 | Josh Allen | QB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2026 | 2 |
| 40.44 | C.J. Stroud | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
2023 | 9 |
| 40.12 | De'Von Achane | RB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2023 | 3 |
| 40.00 | Doug Martin | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2012 | 9 |
| 40.00 | Clinton Portis | RB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2003 (postseason) | 14 |
| 39.74 | Dalvin Cook | RB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2020 | 8 |
| 39.60 | Lamar Jackson | QB | Missing Links | 2021 | 5 |
| 39.57 | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2025 | 12 |
| 39.37 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | Mittelfingers | 2024 | 10 |
| 39.05 | Tyler Lockett | WR |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2020 | 7 |
| 39.04 | Justin Herbert | QB |
Robin's Nest |
2021 | 5 |
| 39.00 | Shaun Alexander | RB |
Robin's Nest |
2002 | 4 |
| 38.72 | LeVeon Bell | RB | Keepers of the Big Gold | 2016 (postseason) | 14 |
| 38.38 | Will Fuller V | WR |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2019 | 5 |
| 38.29 | Christian McCaffrey | RB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2023 | 4 |
| 38.24 | Drake Maye | QB | Mittelfingers | 2026 | 5 |
| 38.21 | Aaron Jones | RB | Schleprocks | 2019 | 5 |
| 38.05 | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | Mittelfingers | 2023 | 5 |
| 38.00 | Mike Anderson | RB |
The Snake Pit |
2000 (postseason) | 14 |
| 37.68 | Justin Fields | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
2022 | 9 |
| 37.60 | Patrick Mahomes | QB | Schleprocks | 2021 | 10 |
| 37.60 | Tom Brady | QB | Keepers of the Big Gold | 2021 | 5 |
| 37.57 | Jonthan Taylor | RB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2025 | 10 |
| 37.36 | Derrick Henry | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2018 (postseason) | 14 |
| 37.00 | Jonas Gray | RB |
Robin's Nest |
2014 | 11 |
| 37.00 | Peyton Manning | QB |
The Snake Pit |
2013 | 1 |
| 36.84 | Tua Tagovailoa | QB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2022 | 2 |
| 36.82 | Derrick Henry | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2021 | 2 |
| 36.75 | Raheem Mostert | RB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2023 | 3 |
| 36.05 | Leonard Fournette | RB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2021 | 12 |
| 36.00 | Josh Allen | QB | Mittelfingers | 2021 | 3 |
| 36.00 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | Moneychangers | 2011 | 4 |
| 36.00 | Marshall Faulk | RB |
Prairie Street Pub |
2002 | 7 |
| 36.00 | Fred Taylor | RB |
Robin's Nest |
2000 | 12 |
| 35.92 | Patrick Mahomes | QB |
Seattle Shooters |
2022 | 1 |
| 35.85 | Tyreek Hill | WR |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2018 | 1 |
| 35.70 | Amari Cooper | WR |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2018 (postseason) | 14 |
| 35.68 | Lamar Jackson | QB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2024 | 7 |
| 35.68 | Josh Allen | QB | Mittelfingers | 2023 | 4 |
| 35.54 | Christian McCaffrey | RB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2019 | 5 |
| 35.52 | Jared Goff | QB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2025 | 1 |
| 35.44 | Russell Wilson | QB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2020 | 3 |
| 35.37 | Amari Cooper | WR |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2023 (postseason) | 16 |
| 35.37 | Tyreek Hill | WR | Schleprocks | 2021 | 4 |
| 35.20 | Drew Brees | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2015 | 8 |
| 35.13 | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2026 | 3 |
| 35.12 | Josh Allen | QB | Mittelfingers | 2025 | 11 |
| 35.00 | Nick Foles | QB | Keepers of the Big Gold | 2013 | 9 |
| 35.00 | Chris Johnson | RB |
Dogs O'War |
2009 | 2 |
| 35.00 | Ladanian Tomlinson | RB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2007 | 6 |
| 35.00 | Seattle Seahawks | DST | Moneychangers | 2005 | 13 |
| 35.00 | Ladanian Tomlinson | RB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2002 | 13 |
| 35.00 | Jimmy Smith | WR | G-Men | 2000 | 1 |
| 35.00 | James Stewart | RB | Missing Links | 1997 | 7 |
| 35.00 | Jerry Rice | WR |
Prairie Street Pub |
1995 (postseason) | 16 |
| 34.40 | Joe Burrow | QB |
Seattle Shooters |
2021 (postseason) | 16 |
Photo Finishes
The ten smallest winning margins in league history. Ties don't count — a tie has no winner sweating it out.
| Margin | Winner | Score | Loser | Year | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0.02 |
Robin's Nest |
75.14-75.12 |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2017 | 14 |
| 0.03 |
Seattle Shooters |
66.75-66.72 | Grinning Idiots | 2025 | 13 |
| 0.04 | Keepers of the Big Gold | 63.46-63.42 |
The Snake Pit |
2017 | 7 |
| 0.06 |
Dogs O'War |
74.42-74.36 |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2020 | 9 |
| 0.10 |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
73.46-73.36 |
Seattle Shooters |
2016 | 13 |
| 0.11 |
Dogs O'War |
87.57-87.46 |
Robin's Nest |
2022 | 8 |
| 0.11 |
Prairie Street Pub |
100.9-100.79 | Grinning Idiots | 2022 | 13 |
| 0.11 |
Time for Broccoli |
75.05-74.94 |
Prairie Street Pub |
2023 | 10 |
| 0.19 | Missing Links | 73.76-73.57 |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
2021 | 7 |
| 0.34 |
Dogs O'War |
81.16-80.82 |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2022 | 5 |
Biggest Blowouts
The ten largest winning margins in league history. Someone should have called it at halftime.
| Margin | Winner | Score | Loser | Year | Week |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 94.00 |
Seattle Shooters |
129.0-35.0 | Missing Links | 2007 | 9 |
| 86.00 |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
120.0-34.0 |
Fightin' Yuppies |
2010 | 12 |
| 82.00 |
Robin's Nest |
100.0-18.0 |
Dogs O'War |
2004 | 8 |
| 81.10 | Schleprocks | 117.16-36.06 |
Prairie Street Pub |
2020 | 8 |
| 81.00 | Grinning Idiots | 105.0-24.0 |
Seattle Shooters |
1998 | 14 |
| 76.27 | Schleprocks | 135.56-59.29 | Mittelfingers | 2021 | 4 |
| 75.81 |
Robin's Nest |
117.04-41.23 | Schleprocks | 2018 | 9 |
| 75.38 |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
131.08-55.7 |
Prairie Street Pub |
2018 | 4 |
| 75.34 |
The Snake Pit |
133.93-58.59 | Mittelfingers | 2018 | 10 |
| 74.87 |
Fightin' Yuppies |
128.56-53.69 |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
2022 | 4 |
The Loyalty Tax
Players kept 4+ years by one franchise, ranked ascending by career points per keep -- the top of the list is the worst return on loyalty a franchise ever paid for.
Modern scoring era (2004-2021); 1990s excluded -- scoring ran ~3x lower.
| # | Player | Franchise | Keeps | Career Pts | Pts/Keep |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | R.Cobb (Randall Cobb) |
Dogs O'War |
4 | 347.0 | 86.8 |
| 2 | RJohnson (Rudi Johnson) | Mittelfingers | 5 | 495.0 | 99.0 |
| 3 | A.Johnson (Andre Johnson) |
The Snake Pit |
8 | 828.0 | 103.5 |
| 4 | THolt (Torry Holt) |
Robin's Nest |
4 | 418.0 | 104.5 |
| 5 | RBrown |
The Snake Pit |
5 | 526.0 | 105.2 |
| 6 | CPortis (Clinton Portis) |
Fightin' Yuppies |
6 | 677.0 | 112.8 |
| 7 | Dan Bailey (Dan Bailey) |
Seattle Shooters |
6 | 677.0 | 112.8 |
| 8 | SJackson (Steven Jackson) |
Robin's Nest |
9 | 1017.0 | 113.0 |
| 9 | J.Charles (Jamaal Charles) |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
7 | 797.0 | 113.9 |
| 10 | FGore (Frank Gore) |
Seattle Shooters |
7 | 816.0 | 116.6 |
| 11 | JElam (Jason Elam) |
Fightin' Yuppies |
4 | 479.0 | 119.8 |
| 12 | MHarrison (Marvin Harrison) |
The Snake Pit |
4 | 482.0 | 120.5 |
| 13 | WMcGahee (Willis McGahee) |
Prairie Street Pub |
5 | 614.0 | 122.8 |
| 14 | GJennings (Greg Jennings) |
Robin's Nest |
5 | 621.0 | 124.2 |
| 15 | ABoldin (Anquan Boldin) |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
4 | 514.0 | 128.5 |
| 16 | MTurner (Michael Turner) |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
4 | 530.0 | 132.5 |
| 17 | Amari Cooper (Amari Cooper) |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
4 | 548.1 | 137.0 |
| 18 | David Johnson |
The Snake Pit |
5 | 688.4 | 137.7 |
| 19 | DMcNabb (Donovan McNabb) | Mittelfingers | 4 | 552.0 | 138.0 |
| 20 | SGraham (Shayne Graham) |
Robin's Nest |
4 | 581.0 | 145.2 |
Top QB by season, 1993–2025. 1993–2021 is from the Commissioner's per-player records (the 1995 sheet is lost, and the per-player records end in 2021); 2022–2025 rows (marked *) are computed from public NFL play data under the league's scoring rules and may differ from the Commissioner's hand-kept season totals by a few points. Their franchise comes from the league's own records — who drafted or kept the player that season; a dash means no roster record exists. A repeated year is a genuine tie at the top.
| Year | Player | Pos | Franchise | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Matthew Stafford | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
307.64* |
| 2024 | Lamar Jackson | QB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
354.76* |
| 2023 | Josh Allen | QB | Mittelfingers | 284.16* |
| 2022 | Patrick Mahomes | QB |
Seattle Shooters |
325.31* |
| 2026 | Josh Allen | QB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
114.40 |
| 2021 | Tom Brady | QB | Keepers of the Big Gold | 315.32 |
| 2020 | Aaron Rodgers | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
324.39 |
| 2019 | Lamar Jackson | QB | Missing Links | 308.28 |
| 2018 | Patrick Mahomes | QB | Schleprocks | 294.44 |
| 2017 | Russell Wilson | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
236.72 |
| 2016 | Aaron Rodgers | QB |
Seattle Shooters |
288.44 |
| 2015 | Cam Newton | QB |
Fightin' Yuppies |
291.24 |
| 2014 | Andrew Luck | QB | Missing Links | 271.00 |
| 2013 | Peyton Manning | QB |
The Snake Pit |
317.00 |
| 2012 | Drew Brees | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
249.00 |
| 2011 | Drew Brees | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
282.00 |
| 2010 | Michael Vick | QB |
Pacific Beach Jellyfish |
206.00 |
| 2009 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | Moneychangers | 224.00 |
| 2008 | Drew Brees | QB |
Electric Foolin' Machines |
206.00 |
| 2007 | Tom Brady | QB | Schleprocks | 284.00 |
| 2006 | Peyton Manning | QB |
Robin's Nest |
210.00 |
| 2005 | Carson Palmer | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
182.00 |
| 2004 | Peyton Manning | QB | Schleprocks | 260.00 |
| 2003 | Peyton Manning | QB | Schleprocks | 167.00 |
| 2002 | Rich Gannon | QB |
Robin's Nest |
198.00 |
| 2001 | Kurt Warner | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
201.00 |
| 2000 | Duante Culpepper | QB |
Prairie Street Pub |
221.00 |
| 1999 | Kurt Warner | QB | — | 225.00 |
| 1998 | Steve Young | QB | Hot Puppies | 238.00 |
| 1997 | Brett Favre | QB | Missing Links | 185.00 |
| 1996 | Brett Favre | QB | Missing Links | 209.00 |
| 1994 | Young | QB | — | 235.00 |
| 1993 | SYoung | QB | — | 167.00 |